Characters

Main Characters

 * Mario (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre) - The mascot of Nintendo and is the series' titular main character. This is a suburban fan version of Mario who lives with Black Yoshi and the birds as well as Shrek and Woody. Ever since Jeffy came into his life, and was eventually adpoted, he has hated Jeffy, and dealt with him ever since.
 * Mama Luigi (voiced by Zeke, Logan Thirtyacre, Lovell Stanton, and Chris Netherton) - A retarded clone of Luigi who replaced Luigi and became Mario's roommate. He had a very positive reputation among fans and supposedly died on July 20, 2009 although he may still be alive as of The SuperMarioLogan Movie
 * Shrek (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - A fat green Scottish ogre who likes pooping and eating Sara Lee Cheesecake
 * Black Yoshi (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - An African-American portrayed as a black colored Yoshi who is a ghetto-stereotype. He also commits crimes, eats fried chicken and grape Kool-aid, and constantly plays Call of Duty video games.
 * Toad (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre, Luke, and Lovell Stanton) - A highly wimpy, annoying, and mischievous high-pitched voiced rap singing mushroom and he is the butt monkey.
 * Rosalina (Voiced by Elaina Keyes) - Mario's girlfriend who is a fan version of her game counterpart. She is a direct replacement for Peach, Mario's original ex-girlfriend ever since Peach broke up with him. She is super passionate about the stars and outer space, considering her caretaking of luma. She used be so passionate about them that she cried when the stars disappeared. Now ever since she first saw Jeffy she has slowly ended up stuck having to help nag mario about Jeffy.
 * Bowser Junior (Voiced by Logan Thirtyacre) - A fan version of Bowser's son who is usually seen with his two friends Joseph and Cody. He has grown up since his first modern debut in 2013/10, he used to be a whiny spoiled brat, but is much more mature, though he still gets into trouble.
 * Cody (voiced by Chris Netherton) - One of Bowser Junior's friends who an intelligent and homosexual Magikoopa, especially with his Ken doll. Sometimes the straight man.
 * Joseph (Voiced by Lance Thirtyacre and Lovell Stanton) - A Koopa Troopa who's one of Bowser Junior's friends. He lives by himself in a trailer home since his parents are dead.
 * Bowser (Voiced by Zeke, Logan Thirtyacre, Lance Thirtyacre, and Lovell Stanton) - A Koopa who is the main villain of the Super Mario Franchise. He is a former main villain (he never shows it nowadays), who is also a main character of the video series who is a fan version of Bowser. He is a middle-aged strict father who is obsessed with.
 * Chef Pee Pee (Voiced by Lovell Stanton) -An French-born Italian-American chef puppet who works with Bowser and has a strong hate with Bowser Junior and his friends and Jeffy because he often takes care of them or he takes them to places.
 * Jeffy (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - A highly stupid 12/13-year-old boy who got adopted and raised by Mario and Rosalina after he was been dropped in the apartment building by his real abusive mother "Nancy", although Mario used to have a strong hate with Jeffy because she had bad behavior and addictions which constantly ruined his life. After the video "Jeffy's Parents" Mario has different feelings about Jeffy and missed him when he and Rosalina left him for a short time. He likes fapping his weird diaper, putting pencils in his nose, making weird noises, and listening to the Hop Hop Bunny song.
 * Brooklyn T. Guy (Voiced by Lance Thirtyacre and Chris Netherton) - A puppet who originates from Brooklyn who has various jobs, including being a fireman, a lawyer, a military sergeant, a cop, a doctor, a Pokémon professor, and many others.

The main characters are often split into two groups, with episodes usually including only those characters (despite the fact that they all live in the same house), so characters in one group are rarely featured with those of the other. There have been a few crossovers, however, such as in The Fishing Trip!, Jeffy's Birthday!, and The New House!. The two groups are defined as follows.


 * Group A: this group includes Mario, Black Yoshi, Shrek, Woody, Rosalina, Jeffy, Tony, Mr. Pig, and Mama Luigi.
 * Group B: this group includes Bowser, Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, Cody, and Joseph.
 * The Brooklyn Guy, Goodman and Toad are the only characters who regularly appear in both groups.

Recurring Characters

 * Goodman (voiced by Zeke and Lance Thirtyacre) - A puppet who, like Brooklyn T Guy, has various jobs. He is also the police chief, a newsman, and a foulmouthed rich man who owns both all of Walmart and all of Domino's Pizza.
 * Charleyyy (Portrayed by Lovell Stanton) - An African-American TV and Movie celebrity as well as a comedian who is the titular star of comedy program on Laugh Box TV, Charleyyy and Friends and it's respective theatrical movie. The show he stars on is Bowser's absolutely favorite show.
 * Jackie Chu (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - A Smart Chinese karate man who works is both Bowser Junior's teacher and a karate expert. He likes to call people who he thinks are stupid "dumb".
 * Margaret (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre, Matthew Reber, and Anthony Miller) - An elderly women who is Bowser's human mother. She was born in 1815 making her the oldest person on earth. She likes dirty things, and is very sassy.
 * Doofy The Dragon (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - A goofy, crazy, suicidal, violent, and very stupid green dragon who the main host of a children's television show of the same name, which is Bowser Junior's favorite show. On his show, Doofy tries to brainwash kids into doing crimes and other dangerous and fatal stunts. Doofy the Dragon is a parody of Barney the Dinosaur.
 * Craig The Devil (voiced by Chris Netherton) - A demon and devil. He owns hell and likes being evil. He also speaks in a vampirish accent.
 * Screwball (Voiced by Lance Thirtyacre and Chris Netherton) - A pedophile clown who loves kids and is portrayed as the local town's criminal. He he stays with Joseph sometimes and is not the only Pedophile in town.
 * Hansel (voiced by Chris Netherton) - A homeless middle-aged man who lives on the street and likes cheeseburgers.
 * Super D (voiced by Chris Netherton) - One of Rosalina's ex boyfriends. Mostly wears blue as a super suit. Might date Super Big D.
 * Super Big D (voiced by Lovell Stanton) - One of Rosalina's ex boyfriends. Mostly wears red as a super suit. Might date Super D.

Minor Characters

 * Tony The Tiger (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - An anthropomorphic tiger who is the cereal mascot for the Kellogg's Frosted Flakes cereal.
 * Woody (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - A hatless redneck who devours shrimps who he calls "Shrimpos".
 * Luigi (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre, Lovell Stanton, and Anthony Miller) - Mario's young but tall brother.
 * Mr. Pig (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - A piggy bank who loves doing the monkey. Based on Hamm from Toy Story.
 * Yoshi (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre, Luke, Zeke, Lovell Stanton, and Sound Effects) - Mario's green dinosaur steed, who no longer lives with Mario.
 * Peach (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre, Luke, Lance Thirtyacre, Chilly Jimenez, and Elaina Keyes) - A princess who's Mario's former love interest.
 * Thomas (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre and Lovell Stanton) - Bowser Junior's favorite toy train based on the titular character of the show Thomas and Friends.
 * Ken (moved by Chris Netherton) - Cody's favorite doll, who is considered a gay boyfriend to him.
 * Tyrone Calvin (voiced by Lovell Stanton) - An African-American Jewish male who is the father of Cody and likes to beat up people when they are racist to him.
 * Patrick - A hyper boy who loves to call things "crazy".
 * Pink Yoshi (voiced by Lovell Stanton, Elaina Keyes, and Chilly Jimenez) - Black Yoshi's girlfriend.
 * Principal Steinbeck (portrayed by Lovell Stanton) - A highly short-tempered and violent African-American school principal of the school Bowser Junior, Cody, Joseph, Toad, and Jeffy go to.
 * Harold Wilfred (voiced by Chris Netherton) - An elder man who can't hear properly, He is the grandfather of Mario who still believes in World War II Nazi war criminals.
 * Judy (voiced by Chris Netherton) - Cody's mother.
 * Donkey Kong (DK; voiced by Zeke, Logan Thirtyacre, and Lovell Stanton) - A giant brown ape with his red necktie.
 * Diddy Kong (voiced by Lovell Stanton and Lance Thirtyacre) - Donkey Kong's little monkey nephew/friend.
 * Kirby (voiced by Chris Netherton in SuperMarioLogan and Anthony Miller in KirbStomp) - A homosexual anthropomorphic pink ball-like creature.
 * Chris the Cucumber (voiced by Lovell Stanton) - A loud, crazy and goofy anthropomorphic green cucumber who is a school student. Although he is based on Larry the Cucumber from VeggieTales, he is related to him.
 * Felipe (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - A Hispanic boy who is Patrick's best friend that also loves to call things "loco" which is Spanish for crazy.
 * The Rat (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre) - An albino rat who loves cheese and causes mischief around the house.
 * Emily Coleman (voiced by Nikki and Audrey ÓMáille) - Patrick's sister.
 * Link (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre) - A young human child warrior who is the hero of Hyrule.
 * Samantha (voiced by Chilly Jimenez, Adriana Fajardo,) - A depressed first grade student who bangs her head and yells.
 * Burglar Paul (voiced by Anthony Miller) - A burglar.
 * Simmons (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - Brooklyn Guy's partner.
 * Sharon/Karen (voiced by Elaina Keyes) - Brooklyn Guy's wife.
 * Brooklyn Guy's Wife - Brooklyn Guy's hated ex-wife who is very annoying and loves to sing.
 * Tom Brady (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre and Chris Netherton) - The famous football player for the New England Patriots.
 * David Winkle (voiced by Chris Netherton) - A former teacher and a pedophile who loves kids.
 * Bitterman Carlito (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - King Strongbottom's illegal Spanish servant.
 * Candy - A female anthropomorphic bear and an erotic dancer.
 * Candy's Father (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre) - A father of Candy.
 * Mickey Mouse (voiced by Chris Netherton) - An anthropomorphic mouse who is the main mascot of The Walt Disney Company, for  Walt Disney World, Disneyland, Walt Disney Animation Studios and more although Disney owns Pixar, Marvel, and  Lucasfilm. He likes to make money and doing drugs.
 * Ray Cheesy (portrayed by Lovell Stanton) - A rapper who made 9 songs with Toad. He is an underground rapper.
 * D-Money (voiced by Lovell Stanton) - A minor character who slaps a girl that comes back with no Capri-Sun at the end of the day.
 * Jackie Twu (voiced by Chilly Jimenez and Chris Netherton) - The son of Jackie Chu who is very good at Calculus.
 * Mine! Bird (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - A seagull who steals food.
 * Loan Dolphin (voiced by Chris Netherton) - A money-loving anthropomorphic bottlenose dolphin, with no arms. he is a loan shark and a criminal who always threatens to kill people he doesn't like for any reason including if he didn't get his money.
 * Sonic (voiced by Lovell Stanton and Tito Jimenez) - A Japanese-British-Australian-accented anthropomorphic blue hedgehog who's Mario's rival.
 * Chef Poo Poo (voiced by Lovell Stanton) - A clone of Chef PeePee created by Bowser Junior when he put Chef PeePee in the Microwave but he's unintelligent, clumsy, yet fun-loving and has his love of Bowser Junior.
 * Boukisha (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - The wife of Tyrone.
 * Sprinkle (voiced by Tito Jimenez and Lance Thirtyacre) - The boyfriend of Joseph.

Forgotten Characters

 * Kung Pow (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre)
 * Baby Mario (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre)
 * Baby Peach (voiced by Chilly Jimenez and Logan Thirtyacre)
 * The Nerd (portrayed by Lovell Stanton)
 * The Bully (portrayed by Lance Thirtyacre)
 * The Rat (voiced by Logan Thirtyacre) - A rat with a Dutch accent who likes cheese who has an unknown home.
 * Tyreese (voiced by Chris Netherton) - A chicken who was formerly best friends with Black Yoshi. He became Woody's pet bird after Skittles died.
 * Taco Bell Chihuahua (voiced by Zeke and Lance Thirtyacre)
 * Pimpster Goomba (voiced by Zeke)
 * Skittles (voiced by Lance Thirtyacre) - Woody's pet bird (formerly)
 * Shrek Junior (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker and Lance Thirtyacre) - He is Shrek's son who shares his love of eating Sara Lee Cheesecake and pooping all over the bathroom. He grew up to be very successful and went on to go to college, making his dad very proud.
 * Big Red - A constantly grumpy cardinal bird who loves to fight pigs. He is based on Red from the Angry Birds franchise.
 * Speedy - A constantly stuttering triangular yellow bird who loves speed. He is based on Chuck from the Angry Birds franchise.
 * Taliban - A short tempered black bird that can explode when he gets frustrated. He is based on Bomb from the Angry Birds Series.
 * Blue - A constantly depressed blue bird who is based on one of the Blues from the Angry Birds Franchise.
 * Tony (Bird) - A homosexual bird who hates being alone. His boyfriend is Chad. He is based on Matilda from the Angry Birds Series.
 * Chad - A homosexual toucan bird who is Tony's boyfriend. He is based on Hal from the Angry Birds franchise.
 * Poof - A bird who got kicked out of his apartment who can also poof into a gigantic ball. He is based on Bubbles from the Angry Birds franchise.
 * King Pig - The leader of the Bad Piggies before Mr. Pig replaced him. He always finds a way to defeat the birds.
 * Ray the pig - One of King Pig's minions who is also based one of the minion pigs from the Angry Birds franchise.
 * Greg the Pig - He is one of King Pig's many minions. He was the only pig to survive after Taliban killed off the pigs. He is also responsible for shooting Chad. He is based on Foreman Pig from the Angry Birds franchise.
 * Helmet Pig - Another one of King Pig's Minions who can't talk properly because he is brain damaged from a crack in his helmet. He is based on Corporal Pig from the Angry Birds Series.
 * Alternate Mama Luigi (voiced by Lovell Stanton) - An alternate version of Mama Luigi who is smart instead of dumb.
 * Cecilia - A former character formerly portrayed by Chilly Jimenez who was a Mexican girl that appeared in the now canceled Summer School series.
 * King Strongbottom (voiced by Chris Netherton) - He is the king of the Iron Asses of Wales and is Chef PeePee's father.
 * Tanner (voiced by Lovell Stanton and Lance Thirtyacre) - Bowser Junior and Joseph's former friend from the now canceled Summer School series who hated Cody, who was Bowser Junior and Joseph's friend. He has no longer been seen ever since.
 * Koopa Troopa (voiced by J.G. Quintel stand-in for Logan Thirtyacre) - One of Bowser's minions. He never appears in videos anymore, mainly because his plush is used to portray Joseph.

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