Mario

Mario Mario (or Mario Wilfred), or just simply Mario, is the titular protagonist in the SuperMarioLogan series.

He used to be a plumber who went on many adventures with his friends, saving Peach, defeating Bowser, as well as the star of Nintendo, however, due to a lack of adventures, watching TV, taking care of Jeffy, being now best friends with Bowser, being with Rosalina, his personal health problems and lack of money, he officially retired.

He lives with his current friends such as Bowser, Chef Pee Pee, Bowser Junior or Shrek and formerly others like the late Mama Luigi, Toad, Luigi, Yoshi, Tony, Black Yoshi, and Woody.

He used to be married to Peach during the first five seasons, but afterwards, she divorced him because of his bald head, which left him in depression.

In 2012, he tries to kill Bowser with a sword, (but he used a Fire Flower to shoot fireballs)

As of 2015, he finally moved on from Peach (because of how she was acting rude and he kicks her out of his life because of how he now hated her) and dated his current love-interest Rosalina, (who whom he later married).

As of 2015 when he moved in with Bowser, the two stopped being enemies and started to became better friends and they are still to this day.

His life changes entirely when Jeffy came into his life.

For the whole year of 2016, Mario had been tortured by Jeffy's bad behavior and hated him because of how living hell was. However, after learning Jeffy’s tragedy and how his late father was a millionaire and gives it all to him since he died, Mario decided to become his now adoptive father to Jeffy and he now loves him as a son, while the latter tries to become a better son and the two bond every day.

Since 2017, Mario has been the archenemy of Goodman and is forced to deal with his angry personality and his cruel behavior, finding ways to pay house payments or more of Goodman's requests.

Also since 2017, he is forced to deal with his former friend Black Yoshi and his greedy-selfish behavior because of how the latter keeps asking for money, the begging of the COD games, map packs and his annoying.

Despite being the protagonist, he was the main antagonist of The Dead Body, Jeffy's Cellphone!, Mario's Turtle Problem!, Jeffy and Junior Sneak Out! Zombie Jeffy! Jeffy's Pet Dinosaur! And the secondary antagonist of the Black Yoshi and the Birds series.

As of for now, he has officially retired from adventuring and spends his days taking care of Jeffy, being with Rosalina, handling Black Yoshi's actions and bad behavior, defending his house, and struggling to find hard ways to pay his house payments for the greedy Mr. Goodman (which has come to an end in Jeffy's Commercial!) then briefly became greedy, cruel and Selfish in 2020.

Appearance
Mario's appearance is the same from the games. He has a short build with a good physique and a round nose. He wears a red cap with an "M" on it. Mario is 5 feet 1 inches (155 centimeters) and weighs nearly 200 pounds (90.7 kilograms)

In his regular form, Mario has blue eyes, a red shirt, light blue overalls with two yellow buttons, white gloves, and brown shoes along with brown hair and a black mustache and eyebrows. In his puppet form, Mario is an average height slightly obese man who is somewhat bald, with black eyes, brown hair and mustache, a red shirt, and a blue tie, with blue trousers and the same brown shoes as his plush form.

The only difference he has between the SML and the game variations of him is that he is somewhat bald instead of having a full head of hair (and not being as tall as a hand)

In Mario's Turtle Problem!, he appeared as Fire Mario in part of the video.

Early Life
Mario was born on May, 1st 1967, in Brooklyn NY, Italy or Japan, as revealed in President Jeffy, Mario’s not a US citizen, meaning he was not born in America, but rather then in Italy despite Mario having Italian roots, and Japan as the character was made, the same day as his brother Luigi. During his childhood he was friends with Bowser, but Bowser would grow jealous and lose his love for Mario because of how much love he got from his mother Margaret something he did not get. When he was 11, he started a plumbing business with his brother Luigi.

During his teen years, in the 1980s, Mario went to high school with some noteworthy characters, such as Peach, Bowser, and possibly Luigi

During his high school days, he was labeled as a "nerd" and during the 9th grade, Bowser possibly often threw Rubik's Cubes to him. During his senior year, he managed to get in a relationship with Princess Peach, a popular girl in school.

He graduated in June, 1985. After high-school, Mario got engaged to Peach. When they were in the Grand Canyon, Mario proposed to her. They got married in August 29, 1985, and Luigi was best man in the wedding. Their marriage later got into a newspaper. Mario and Peach then moved to Loganville Florida, and rented a house there.

After his father-in-law, King George Toadstool, died on September 21, 1985, Peach and Mario got an equal amount of his inheritance, during the early 2000's, he adopted Tony the Tiger, Mr. Pig and Woody.

One time in 2008, Mama Luigi paid Bowser 20 dollars to kidnap Peach. Mario tried to save Peach multiple times. Once he stole a car and he went to jail, where he got raped by Bubbles. He soon escaped and yelled at Mama Luigi for putting him in jail. Then he found out that he was not the real Luigi, but his clone. They found the real Luigi and put Mama Luigi in jail for one day. They soon found out Princess Peach was pregnant with Bowser Junior, who was really Bowser's son. They decide to go on a trip where they encounter Bowser who had a gun then Mama Luigi, who had a bomb on his chest, sacrificed himself and died.

Bowser Junior was born in September 29, 2008, and originally was a Evil Baby Koopa sent to kidnap Peach until Black Yoshi wounded him Bowser took him in then he kidnapped Luigi but he later fought Bowser and went to another dimension and later came back to his dimension and Revived Everyone and Peach was also alive again.

Unfortunately later on, their marriage was always on shaky ground or a living hell due to Peach being demanding bratty, and asking him for expensive stuff, Their marriage finally ended as when she learned he was bald, she immediately filed for divorce.

Mario spent the next two years depressed over her leaving him. He tried using a wig to win her back but once she revealed she was (presumably) pregnant with her new boyfriend, Sonic's, baby. Mario revealed the wig, he begins to hate her and kicked her out.

Despite this. Mario's depression lingered until Toad revealed to him that Peach had been kidnapped. Mario, deciding this was an ideal way to earn her love back, agreed to rescue her.

Thinking Bowser as the prime suspect, Mario confronted him only to learn Bowser had not done such a thing as it was a new episode day of Charleyyy and Friends.

Bowser agreed and helps him find her when (unknown to Mario) Charleyyy was presumably kidnapped too. Later on, when they found two Yoshi eggs, Bowser destroyed his due to it wanting a banana. This led to Bowser using Chef Pee Pee as a replacement only to crush his back and send him into a coma.

The two encountered Sonic, who revealed he'd left Peach due to her being too 'clingy' and not being pregnant with his baby but someone (Mario) else's. And he'd found a clue which could lead to her.

However, Sonic refused to give it to them, leading them to torture him (using British gags/cliches) until he revealed the clue was in the breadbox. Afterwards they tied him up in Mario's car.

After unlocking the box and finding it to be a princess puzzle piece, the two are confronted by Bowser Junior, who's lost a piece. When he reveals it to be from a princess puzzle, the duo realize he was the kidnapper.

After Junior admits to the crime, he takes them to where he locked Peach up, only to find her missing. During an argument between him and Bowser, Mario spots a pistol which belonged to Black Yoshi.

The two confront Black Yoshi, who reveals he'd left his gun in the car. This leads the horrified duo to realize that Sonic had kidnapped her.

Right on Que, the two find an insane Sonic holding a knife to Peach's throat, threatening to kill her for the two torturing him. Before he can do so, Peach gives birth to her baby, with Mario realizing it was his.

After Sonic runs away with the baby, Mario comforts Peach who tells him that if he saves the baby she'll love him forever, leading to a crazed Mario rushing after Sonic.

When they find him, Sonic uses his speed to overpower Mario and proceeds to beat him. Before he can kill him however, Black Yoshi arrives and shoots Sonic in the head, killing him.

Instead of happiness, Mario is enraged because Sonic was the only one who knew the baby's location. After persuading him, Mario and Bowser decide to look for the baby.

Eventually they find the baby locked in a safe, calling Goodman, they have him crack it. Unfortunately, Goodman decides to take her away, believing Mario to be a neglectful father. Before he can do so, Mario tricks Black Yoshi into thinking Goodman was there to arrest him, leading Black Yoshi to shoot Goodman, with the two taking the baby with them afterwards.

They return the baby to Peach, who reveals her double-cross to a hurt Mario when she reveals she loves him as a brother, rather than a lover. Though she admits that maybe in the future they could restart dating.

One year later, Mario learns from a friend, Brooklyn T. Guy, that due to Super Mario game sales going down rapidly, he was about to lose his house. Thankfully, Brooklyn Guy informs him that he could live with Bowser, whose house had burned down and was living in an apartment.

Mario and Brooklyn Guy head to the apartment where, after Brookyln Guy lies to Bowser about getting him to meet Charleyyy himself, Bowser agrees to let Mario and his friends stay and the two now became friends again and (as of now) ending their rivalry.

Sadly, it's revealed a year after the events of MBSCA ended, it's clearly that Peach had dumped Mario and that she had zero interest in him, even becoming now best friends with Bowser. She even goes as far as to file a restraining order against Mario.

Black Yoshi begins to feel sorry for the latter, and decides to get him back in the game by setting him up with multiple women to find him the right one.

Most of the efforts fail, until Black Yoshi introduces him to a wonderful woman named Rosalina. The two instantly fall in love and enter a happy relationship.

One year later, Mario's life comes crashing down however, when a mentally challenged 11 yr old named Jeffy shows up on his doorstep, claiming that his mother had dropped him up, infront of his apartment’s doorstep whoever Jeffy met first to babysit him.

Unfortunately, the police inform a scared and horrified Mario that until they can find the real mom, he has to take care of him.

Thanks to Jeffy’s bad behavior and his somewhat intense cruelty, Mario is now living in hell, once in hell, upon hell thanks to the latter. He has been forcing to deal with him and tries many ideas to kick him out.

1 month later during his first Valentines Day with Rosalina, Mario enjoys it with Rosalina until out of nowhere, Peach turns up. Peach explains that she wants to get back together with him, and Mario, still clinging to the love they had, agrees.

Mario decides to hide Rosalina in the closet and gives all the gifts he bought her to Peach.

However, Peach shows her true colors and expresses disgust at these supposedly 'lame and not enough' gifts.

This causes Mario to realize that finally thinking that Peach wasn’t worthy of his life, Rosalina had always appreciated him for him, and didn't care about the expensive stuff.

Mario decides to do the right thing and tricks Peach into thinking they're going to an expensive restaurant. But when she's out the door, he slams it on her as payback, yelling "BYE B*TCH!" kicking her out of his life forever.

Mario apologizes to Rosalina about what a jerk he'd been, how he didn't realize how much she meant to him, and as a way of apologizing, gives her a star wars Valentines card. The two then laugh about a joke inside the card during dinner.

10 months later, thanks to the destruction caused by The Koopalings and as well as the chainsaw in between the couch, Mario and his friends got kicked out by Goodman and forced into a hotel.

The gang are greeted by 'Brooklyn T. Guy' who informs them that instead of rebuilding their old house, they've decided to move them to a new one.

Mario, Bowser and Rosalina visit the place and, despite learning the previous 26 people living there were violently murdered. They happily agree. Though they are strangely warned by 'Brooklyn Guy' to not ever enter a mysterious door inside the house under any circumstances.

A year after Jeffy had come to live with them, Mario is contacted by Goodman, who informs him that a woman was looking for her son she dropped off at the old apartment complex. This leaves an ecstatic Mario to happily reveal Jeffy was the child and to send his mother to his house.

However, Mario, along with Rosalina are disgusted once they meet Nancy in person. When Jeffy reveals the circumstances of his abandonment, only to be beat by Nancy in front on him and Rosalina, Mario is adamant that Jeffy must go.

Mario ignores Jeffy as he begs not to be taken away and defends his choice when an angry Rosalina confronts him until she leaves because she reveals that Mario doesn't care whether Jeffy got beat.

Mario soon realizes that life without Jeffy was boring and the quiet was disturbing him. He is shocked when after answering the door, he is met with a nervous Jeffy who fled his mothers abuse.

Though Mario tries to pretend he doesn't care, and even locks Jeffy out, he agrees Jeffy’s promise and let's him him back into the house. He is embarrassed when Jeffy realizes that Mario was playing his cat piano to cope with the lack of noise.

Soon Nancy arrives and Mario is torn between lying about Jeffy and handing him over. Mario decides to do the right thing. He calls the police and then lets Nancy inside. Despite Jeffy's begging not to, Mario, knowing what the police would walk in to. Allows Nancy to be alone with Jeffy, allowing her to beat him, and for 'Brooklyn Guy' to catch her in the act.

Mario is left confused as while taken away, Nancy screams that Jeffy would make her millions. When 'Brooklyn Guy' reveals that now they know Jeffy isn't his son, Mario could send him to an orphanage. Mario realizes that deep down, despite the problems that he and Jeffy faced, he and Jeffy deep-down couldn't live without each other, and finally agrees to adopt him as his now adopted son.

'Brooklyn Guy', knowing the man now had a right to know, reveals a torn piece of paper with information to Mario he found on Nancy. Mario realizes that he had the other piece from when Jeffy first arrived. Once they put the pieces together. Mario and 'Brooklyn Guy' are shocked to find out that Jeffy's father was Jacques Pierre Francois. A world-famous painter who committed suicide that very day and left millions of dollars to his only son, Jeffy.

Mario at first is in disbelief at this, but then remembers the time when Jeffy painted the Mona Lisa on an egg, and this means Jeffy really is the son of Francois. Then 'Brooklyn Guy' reveals the catch. Due to the inheritance being in a trust, Jeffy won't get the money until he's eighteen in six more years. However, 'Brooklyn Guy' encourages Mario to take good care of him, which might lead Jeffy to give him some of the money in gratitude. Mario, fuelled by this, agrees and begins to love and bond with Jeffy as father and son.

4 months later after adopting Jeffy and as well as during a game of hide-and-seek, Jeffy accidentally wanders into the mysterious door due to Mario forgetting to inform him of its taboo. With great reluctance, Mario and Rosalina enter the door, and, along with Jeffy, are horrified at the gruesome sight of the house's previous 26 owner, along with many dead bodies.

They call 'Brooklyn Guy' and show him up to the room, only to be knocked out by him. Here, a tied up Mario wakes up to an unconscious Jeffy and a gagged Rosalina. Mario soon starts screaming only to be silenced by the fake 'Brooklyn Guy'.

Here a confused/terrified Mario begs to know why his friend is doing this, the psychopath reveals that the original victim was his wife, and then began the cycle of murdering everyone who ignored his warnings and opened the door. 'Brooklyn Guy' reveals that he gave them the house because they were nice but now he was forced to permanently silence them.

After getting sick and tired of her screaming, Mario is horrified when 'Brooklyn Guy' knocks her out with a mallet. He is further horrified when 'Brooklyn Guy' reveals he really wasn't a officer, firefighter or doctor, merely pretending to be one. Mario begins to scream as the psychopath prepares to kill Rosalina, only for him to be killed by the real Brooklyn T. Guy.

After being untied and (in Rosalina's case) bandaged up, the confused family learns that Brooklyn Guy had been on vacation and the murderer was, in fact, his brother was Does Bad Things Guy. Brooklyn Guy lets them know the room would be cleaned and they could all relax now that he'd returned from vacation and he is now back to help them whenever they need him, leaving the confused family behind.

Another 3 months later after the death of DBTG, Mario is finally ready to propose to Rosalina. Unfortunately, Black Yoshi steals and pawns his ring for money to buy a new Xbox. This leads to an enraged Mario to threaten his former friend by kicking him out of his life if he doesn't get the ring back and Black Yoshi agrees.

A few hours later, A nervous Mario is found stalling Rosalina as Black Yoshi finds the ring. Black Yoshi returns but Mario is furious when the 'ring' that Black Yoshi got was a cheap one from Walmart. Mario then prepares to kick him out until Rosalina reveals that she loves it. This relieves Mario who forgive Black Yoshi.

2 months later. Mario is truly ready to get married to Rosalina. Unfortunately, Shrek takes his hat, uses it as toilet paper, then flushes it down. Jeffy comes across a dejected Mario who doesn't want Rosalina to see him bald.

Jeffy, feeling sorry for his daddy, uses his magic to create a new hat by drawing one. Unexpectedly, the hat possesses magical properties and turns Mario into a multitude of things, Black Yoshi, a cat piano, a fly, Jeffy's diaper, a Cheerios box, and a frog.

Finally, Mario, despite being a Frog, works up the courage to face Rosalina, who is beginning to believe Mario stood her up. Mario arrives and explains the situation. That he was worried that Rosalina would dump him, but she declares she would always love him, no matter what he is. Mario and Rosalina kiss and Mario returns to normal. After the wedding's end, Mario declares he's the happiest man alive, but expresses confusion on why his new hat had eyes when Rosalina questioned him about it.

Now Mario has officially retired from adventuring and spends his days watching Jeffy, being with Rosalina and fending off his former friend and arch-enemy Goodman, A former hero and police chief and mostly an evil millionaire who loves making millions and visiting Mario’s house for house payments and Mario must find hard ways to pay him off before it’s too late and handle Black Yoshi’s actions.

Since 2020, Mario began to become very greedy, arrogant and selfish such as the time when he sold one of Goodman's gold bars to the Loan Dolphin to become rich once, became irresponsible and sold Jeffy to Goodman, which Goodman returned Jeffy to Mario. But despite this, Mario still loves his wife, his son and his friends and he doesn’t have many jobs anymore.